Islam Doll

Reportedly, Fisher Price's "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo" doll has a wider vocabulary than 'mama' and 'dada'. This baby doll isn't new, so my apologies if you've already heard about this story! Along with typical baby vernacular and cooing, some have reported (and posted on Youtube) the doll saying "Islam is the light" or "Satan is king". Fisher Price is also producing more possibly controversial dolls:

Mormon Missionary Duck: Although a duck, it stays clear of water unless used for baptismal purposes. This land abiding duck is well-manufactured with clean cut lines and oozes innocence and compassion. Instead of quacking, the duck gives a long introduction beginning with "Good afternoon. We're two representatives of..." The Mormon Missionary Duck contains two ducks per package.

Pick a God, any God! Fisher Price has also produced a line of Hindu God Hand Puppets. Packaged in groups of 10, your combinations for fun is endless! Energize your yoga and meditation rituals with the Krishna God literally at your finger tips. Only available to those in the Brahmin varna.

Tickle me, Buddha! This cuddly God giggles when you rub his belly, as found in many China King Buffets. Be careful with this adorable doll, because it might be great grandma reincarnated, punishment for her past life. Just don't lose one, because Karma is a...

Sister Mary Catherine Porcelain Doll: Her exterior looks fragile, but she is virtually indestructable. Underneath that flowing robe, is a discipline paddle for those uncontrollable kids. But don't worry kids, you only have to pull her out twice a year, for Easter and Christmas Eve. She is great for snack time! She doubles as a wafer and wine dispenser!

FLDS Doll: This beautifully old-fashioned doll is widdled down from oak, and adorned with home-spun clothing. She knows how to make home-made bread, chop wood, and fluff the bangs. Don't let that lean frame fool you, she was made with birthing hips. The FLDS doll comes in sets of 5 girl dolls and one old-man doll.