Thursday, February 26, 2009

The end is near

Typically the right wing radicals are labeled the "doom-and-gloom" bearers. The apocalyptic arch-angels, trumpeting in Armageddon. The fear-profiteers spewing from all four corners of talk radio, creating panic amongst their loyal worshippers.



Liberal economic darlings, George Soros and Paul Volker join Pat Robertson and Glenn Beck to complete the four horsemen of the apocalypse, their most recent comments revealing their closeted prophesies of our impending doom. The Hungarian bred stallion, Soros, compared our current economic melt-down to the "demise of the Soviet Union", predicting "there's no sign that we are anywhere near a bottom". The recently appointed Chairman of President's Economic Recovery Advisory Board, Paul Volker, echoed the sentiments of Soros. His grim summation is staggering, stating "I don't remember any time, maybe even in the Great Depression, when things went down quite so fast, quite so uniformly around the world". The right wing extremists need to move swiftly to ensure their corner of the "end of the world" market is secure.
Enjoy the rest of your day, it may be your last.

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