Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I want to be a comedian


Apparently, if you are a comedian, you can get away with anything. Because "it's funny"! Of course, some of your bits might not go over well with your audience, but don't worry! It will only help your career, because that means you are now "edgy". Here are some suggestions for possible comedian material which has previously been viewed as "off-limits" or "inappropriate". Let's see if we can put on our comedian hats and find a way to make them funny:
Parkinsons
Youth Suicide

9-11 Hijackers

Kidney Failure

The holocaust

Rape

Cancer

Torture

School Violence

Barbara Walters


There is still one topic that hasn't made the "Now its funny" list, and that is President Barack Obama. This was made obvious at the White House Correspondence dinner, when he was the only one allowed to make fun of the new President. Typically this fundraiser dinner turns into a roast of our Commander in Chief. Wanda Sykes instead roasted President Obama's outspoken opponents, calling one treasoness. In the President's stand-up routine, he did a fine job poking fun at himself.

1 comment:

John Ottosen said...

Most of the jokes that I have seen about those subjects also have to do with Bush and conservatives.