BREAKING NEWS

S&P CONNECTED TO TEA PARTY TERRORIST CELL

With some minimal research, as is the traditional standard in most journalistic endeavors, I uncovered a shocking network connecting Standard & Poors with the Tea Party. It became extremely apparent with the US credit rating downgrade issued by Standard and Poor's, only a few days after the "compromise" struck on the debt ceiling debacle. Many brilliant politicians, such as Vice President Joe Biden, Representatives Nancy Pelosi and Mike Doyle, and administration officials such as David Axelrod, have also been hot on the trail of S&P and their connections to the terrorist network, the Tea Party. David Axelrod connected all the dots with his statement that S&P's downgrade of the United States credit rating from AAA status to AA+ was really a "Tea Party downgrade".

Standard and Poors released their statement regarding their decision to downgrade the US credit rating, Friday August 5. In the statement, S&P used inflammatory rhetoric, such as, "containing the growth in public spending, especially on entitlements" or "stabilize the general government debt burden" and even "containment of Medicare and other entitlements are key to long-term fiscal sustainability". What racists! These incendiary, racially motivated comments, are obvious talking points prepared by the Tea Party organizations. The Tea Party has found a way to infiltrate S&P, and to aid them in their suicide mission of "blowing up the US economy". With this initial domino falling over, the Tea Party is using its expansive political power to push Moody's and Fitch into the same downgrade direction.

The Tea Party isn't just acting locally, they are thinking and networking globally. The Tea Party has spent an inconceivable amount of money, acquired by cashing in their gold bought through GoldLine, placing Tea Party agents undercover throughout China's multiple provinces. "Internet savvy Chinese are using social networking to share their complaints about extravagant government spending". Ring any alarm bells? It won't be long that we will see "Don't Tread on Me" flags waving in Tiananmen Square. And how will this affect the US? China owns $1.159 trillions of treasury securities, which funds much of our debt. What would happen if Chinese tea partiers start rallies and disturb town hall meetings all over Guangdong and Hunan and Beijing provinces? Their unrest will be our unrest.

How is it that these racist, xenophobic, exorbitantly rich, neanderthals who label themselves Tea Baggers can accomplish the corrupting of S&P, the downgrading of the US credit status, hold the US economy hostage, and infiltrate into China to deter our biggest creditor of more lending? All of that Bible thumping. Their God and their guns can sway many greedy hearts.

How dare he! (Gasp!)

If there is a time to be incensed by the actions of the radio show commentator, Glenn Beck, this is the weekend! The political propagandist is flaring his extremist muscles, correction flab, in creating, promoting and eventually destroying our country with his "Restoring Honor" rally. If the name isn't inflammatory enough, the date of the event, August 28, 2010 will send you overboard. August 28, 2010? The date of the "I Had a Dream" speech, by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. This speech occurred in the same location, same date, 47 years earlier. How dare Glenn Beck taint this date with his ketchup and cheese fries covered fingers! Doesn't he know he's a white conservative and can't possibly appreciate Dr. King, the civil rights movement, or patriotic actions by brave historical leaders?

What is this rally, you may ask? Tea Party? No. Political driven freak show? No. According to the website, "come celebrate America by honoring our heroes, our heritage and our future." Celebrate America? How can you do that without being a right wing extremist nut? Not possible. Fund raising for our troops? This must be a cover for the underground fundraising for Palin 2012. And what kind of title is "Restoring Honor". Honor is an antiquated tradition of our foundin father's who are outdated, old fashioned, and racist. This is apparently another attempt at Beck to brainwash his followers, if anyone even attends, into his pro-America, capitalist, freedom loving mentality. And I for one, must take a stance against it. How dare he.

Gun Care

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." ~ Second Amendment, U.S. Constitution

President Obama, who has typically voted for stricter gun control, is now pushing legislation to guarantee every American the equal access to a firearm. "Having greater access to affordable firearms should not be a right of the rich, or those who hunt, or those who thump their Bibles. It is an inalienable right and dream of every mom and dad, to be able to provide for their children." As a former constitutional professor, he understands that it only makes sense that if a right that is not guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution, for example health care, which is now available to almost every American, so should the rights that are expressly granted in the Constitution. "If we can grant assumed rights, such as health care, than how can we let the American people not have access to the rights expressed in the Constitution? We can't! No we can't!"

For the first time since President Obama has landed on the national stage, he has the full support of gun rights organizations as the NRA, Gun Owners of America, and People's Right Organization. The current NRA President, Ron Schmeits, happily endorses this legislation. A bewildered gun control left is speechless, and is taking some time to prepare a response.