Thursday, January 28, 2010
State of the Union
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Scott Brown Won!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Honkie Talk
Friday, January 8, 2010
Top 10
10. Your anual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of a Fudgesicle.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in a variety of colors, with little "M's" on them.
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Merry Christmas to all....
Gather-round children, Grandpa Burris is going to read a modern rendition of a Christmas classic. Afterwards, we will go carolling, and sing updated versions of several traditional Christmas carols.
Away in a Manger
Away in the Senate,
No room for dissent,
With the little Senate leader
Rules of decorum he bent.
The cash for bill cloture
The back-door deals are made,
Senators selling their souls,
While bankrupting Medicaid.
Oh, Come, All ye Senators
Oh, Come, All Ye Senators
Sell your souls for health care.
Oh, come ye, oh come ye to Harry Reid's door.
Come and betray us,
Those who put you in office.
Oh, come get cash for cloture,
Oh, come get cash for cloture,
Oh, come get cash for cloture,
All for Health Care 'reform'.
Congratulations Harry Reid. You did it. You bought yourself health care reform. I guess the "new era of politics" is that the ends do justify the means, even though the "ends" is further in debt, cutting Medicare and Medicaid coverage, more taxes on individuals and businesses during a major recession, and establishing more inefficient government bureaucracies. Merry Christmas to all, and to all GOOD LUCK!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Dr. Dean: New Republican Leader?
- The Washington game has become "passing any bill is a victory"
- “Decisions are being made for the long term future of this country for short term political reasons”
- In response to the reforms the White House claims are in this bill, “creating new bureaucracies and not changing health care”
- "My job is not to convince Senators, my job is to say what I think is right!"
Amen! Now I am not so deluded to think that Howard Dean and I espouse the same beliefs regarding health care reform. I know he is a progressive. I know he wants a public option. HOWEVER, he calls BS when he see's it, and I respect that. The current law-makers are making promises to everyone and anyone just so they can have any kind of "health care reform" bill passed to use as a victory to exploit in their 2010 campaign promos. It is refreshing to see someone with completely different political ideology call itlike he sees it. Would he step out on his party like this if he was still in the Washington rat race, and not in the private sector? I doubt it, but it is still appreciated! Nice work, Dr. Dean!
Here is the link to watch the interview.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Season Bringing People Together!
After all these years that is all they can come up with about Mormons? That Donny and Marie are Mormons and we don't drink? Too funny! Tis the Season....which ever you celebrate!