Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Halloween brings out the CRAZIES!

Exhibit A:
Ashley Todd, a student residing in Pittsburg filed a false police report last week. She alleged that while being mugged, her attacker saw her McCain*Palin bumpersticker, then carved a B (obviously for Barack!) on her face. The police wondered whether her attacker was either illiterate and wrote the B backwards, or she is an idiot and wrote it while looking in the mirror. And of course, the latter was right.

Exhibit B:
Daniel Cowart, along with his cohort Paul Schlesselman, had a master-plan for their master-race. They had targeted a pre-dominantely African American high-school, where they would go on a killing spree. Then, dressed in their formal white tuxedo's and top hats, they would perform their grand finale, of attempting to assissinate Sen. Barack Obama. They knew that their mission would most likely have taken their lives. The FBI has stated their plot was highly unlikely to be successful, but they don't take any chances.
Scary.

4 comments:

Ashley said...

Halloween and election year!

L said...

Are you sure their names aren't Pauline and Danieletta?

Suzette Bradford said...

Add to your list the psychos who thought a nice Halloween decoration would be hanging Sarah Palin in effigy. I have such a hard time with the double standard there. I highly doubt anyone would hang Obama in effigy, so what makes it right for anyone else to be subjected to such? Yes, Halloween in a presidential election year is incredibly scary. At least there won't be a full moon this weekend.

jeanine said...

yikes!