S&P CONNECTED TO TEA PARTY TERRORIST CELL
With some minimal research, as is the traditional standard in most journalistic endeavors, I uncovered a shocking network connecting Standard & Poors with the Tea Party. It became extremely apparent with the US credit rating downgrade issued by Standard and Poor's, only a few days after the "compromise" struck on the debt ceiling debacle. Many brilliant politicians, such as Vice President Joe Biden, Representatives Nancy Pelosi and Mike Doyle, and administration officials such as David Axelrod, have also been hot on the trail of S&P and their connections to the terrorist network, the Tea Party. David Axelrod connected all the dots with his statement that S&P's downgrade of the United States credit rating from AAA status to AA+ was really a "Tea Party downgrade".
Standard and Poors released their statement regarding their decision to downgrade the US credit rating, Friday August 5. In the statement, S&P used inflammatory rhetoric, such as, "containing the growth in public spending, especially on entitlements" or "stabilize the general government debt burden" and even "containment of Medicare and other entitlements are key to long-term fiscal sustainability". What racists! These incendiary, racially motivated comments, are obvious talking points prepared by the Tea Party organizations. The Tea Party has found a way to infiltrate S&P, and to aid them in their suicide mission of "blowing up the US economy". With this initial domino falling over, the Tea Party is using its expansive political power to push Moody's and Fitch into the same downgrade direction.
The Tea Party isn't just acting locally, they are thinking and networking globally. The Tea Party has spent an inconceivable amount of money, acquired by cashing in their gold bought through GoldLine, placing Tea Party agents undercover throughout China's multiple provinces. "Internet savvy Chinese are using social networking to share their complaints about extravagant government spending". Ring any alarm bells? It won't be long that we will see "Don't Tread on Me" flags waving in Tiananmen Square. And how will this affect the US? China owns $1.159 trillions of treasury securities, which funds much of our debt. What would happen if Chinese tea partiers start rallies and disturb town hall meetings all over Guangdong and Hunan and Beijing provinces? Their unrest will be our unrest.
How is it that these racist, xenophobic, exorbitantly rich, neanderthals who label themselves Tea Baggers can accomplish the corrupting of S&P, the downgrading of the US credit status, hold the US economy hostage, and infiltrate into China to deter our biggest creditor of more lending? All of that Bible thumping. Their God and their guns can sway many greedy hearts.
3 comments:
Whew! Glad you labeled this satire so that ALL of your readers will recognize that it is not intended to be taken literally.
It's amazing that anyone could be surprised that the economy of the US can't sustain the level of spending and overvaluation of stocks and real estate that has been growing nearly unabated in this country for the last 50 years. A lot of it is paper wealth that is driven by funds managers and speculators in the commodities markets and isn't based on reality.
In fact, at times I think the only people that are realizing a REAL financial gain from these days are the folks on Wall Street giving themselves big bonuses for raising the value of their customer's stock beyond realistic and sustainable levels. The Wall Street gang cashes out and takes it to the bank while the investor, blinded by huge "returns" remains subject to a fickle market and sees the paper valuation of their investments plummet when a "market correction" occurs - similar to the one of the past week...
And yes, it's ALL because of those DARN TEA BAGGERS, er PARTY'ERS and their call for fiscal responsibility! They shouldn't be called the TEA PARTY, they should be called PARTY POOPERS! ;-)
- Eric
I find it extremely laughable that the administration is calling it a "Tea Party downgrade". That was the catalyst to writing this SATIRE. (Which, I think was oozing off the screen!) This is a downgrade to the entire US concept of (like you said) overvaluation and glutunous spending. (Both Bush and Obama). I guarantee this would have still happened if Bush was in for a 3rd term and we had the spendaholic congress we've had since about 2002. This isn't just Obama, he only amplified and escalated it.
What is even more sad, is I used actual quotes from those representatives I listed. What happened to all of the chastizement of using "inflammatory rhetoric" after the Gabrielle Giffords shooting? Calling them terrorists? Give me a break. The 2012 election is the Republicans to lose at this point.
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