Bushitis: is the painful inflammation or irritation with the current administration. Bushitis can be acute, yet once exposed can spread rapidly.
Symptoms include: painful headaches, uncontrolled verbal spasms and vomiting, fatigue, dillusionary thinking, sore joints, erectile dysfunction, fever, stuffy attitude, and anal seepage.
Treatment: removal from infected areas, most especially MSNBC and the New York Times; no vaccines currently available.
Concerns of epidemic: It has become a worldwide disease, cases being found in Cuba, Venezuela, France, Iran, Russia, China, Canada, Mexico, etc. Although the original strand of Bushitis will be treated in the next few weeks, those affected will still suffer from the symptoms for years to come.
Other consequences: Bad economy, cancer, global warming, my car's heater not working, gas prices, uninsured population, sky-rocketing college education prices, McRib only available at Christmas, California fires, future earthquakes, Britney Spears coming out with another album, birth of the anti-Christ, Philadelphia Phillies winning 2008 World Series, Armageddon...Actually blame anything wrong with your life or wrong with the world on Bushitis.
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Explanation: The reason I wrote this is because I am sick of people blaming absolutely everything on one man. It has become the end all, be all excuses for everyone's woes. It is the ultimate 'passing the buck' or better, 'passing the blame'. It was the campaign slogan of every 2008 democratic candidate, and even his own party disowned him, just to get elected. Are there many things to blame on him, absolutely. But I have heard some of the most ridiculous consequences of the 'Bush Administration' that it has become silly. He is either a complete bafoon, or a master-mind, omnipresent dictator who has control of every thing in the country. Give me a break. You can't have it both ways.
I really hope that history is much kinder to him. People fail to mention that he has kept our country safe and we haven't had any other attacks on our soil since 9-11. He has really endured a lot more catastrophes than most US Presidents. I in no way think he is perfect, but credit should be given where credit is due.
I have a bit of a soft spot for President Bush. I don't think he's been a perfect President, however, I do believe he's a good man and that he's making the choices he truly believes to be the right ones. Isn't that what we expect of our President? I heard that he's going to write a book. He said he wants people to understand what it's like to sit in that office and have to make some of those decisions. I'm glad he's almost done, for his sake. The country hasn't been very kind to him.
I just love how those who I would diagnosis with Bushitis have nothing to say! :) Interesting. Wonder if it is a badge of honor. It is definitely a popular disease to have.
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